Chapter II: Are You That Desperate?;
Saturday, June 10, 2006
Apparently everyone has gone mad...
Yes... almost everyone i have met yesterday showed signs of delirium and craze.
Patient Number 1: My Brother
Due to the lack of sleep and over-exposure to the harmful radiation of his computer, he has been smiling all day long and blabbering nonsense to himself. Seriously! It is quite scary... he would go stare into his computer like how he does to his girlfriend and then mutter something about killing and levelling up. Obviously hypnotised by that horrid MMORPG game that he is playing... haix... and now, he is still playing... sooner or later that computer is going to blow up in his face... see how he play his computer then... argh
Patients Number 2, 3 and4: Counter Officers at the Immigration Office and the Photo-taking lady
Ohhhhh i don't know what to say about them. Seriously, is everyone mad or something? Why are you laughing for no apparently reason? It is really creepy... like all those three people are possessed... OK! I shall go and perform a shaman spirit exorcism spell for those three people... and stop them from scaring all those poor children who are making their passports for the first time... or else those poor children dare not return to that place to do their passports every again...
Patient Number 5: Wong Min Hao a.k.a Genius-in-05s7b
Yes... it is true... he admitted to going crazy yesterday after a mass convo with jessica and i witnessed it all. The horrifying girl drove him to madness with her replies in incoherent sentences and fuelled by warped ideas. Compunded by the heavy load of work that Min Hao would have completed by now, he may be beyond the hope of recovery... let us all hope for the best...
Patient Number 6: Jessica
Of course... who could forget about this initially-recovering patient. After driving Min Hao to the edge of madness, her condition took a turn for the worse and she is currently trapped in her own home, strapped down for the benefit of mankind. We should all be metally prepared for the worst to come... And oh yes, please go and settle that thing hor! Or else i can't find a backup plan at the last minute!
Every is going mad and you may be next...
i am going mad... are you?
desperation is the key to success!
lighting my way at 11:52 PM
